not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me
Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your vision.
Below zero weather. Spontaneous naps. Long eye lashes. Roughhousing. Leaning your face against anything. Swimming. Everything.
Walking from a cold place to a hot place. Humidity.
Opening the oven. Forgetting you have glasses on and going to rub your eye. Smudges.
mascara marks on your lenses. spontaneously covering your face with your hands.
yeAH BUT IF IT’S WINDY OR RAINY YOU DON’T HAVE TO SQUINT THAT’S A GODDAMN PLUS IN MY OPINION
being really anal about clean lenses though
what kind of troglodyte uses their glasses to shield their eyes from wind and rain
From - proteesiukkonen:
I Am a Bride
A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.
Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.
12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city. Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here. The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing. They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment. We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I? Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.